Category Archives: Humor

Lent, Luther, and a Whole Lot of Confusion

Posted on February 22, 2012 by

I was a freshman in college.  And, in order to attempt making small talk, I’d just asked a Protestant student from one of my English classes—whose favorite topic was talking about his church—if he was doing anything for Ash Wednesday.  … Continue reading →

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The Cow that Ate Baby Jesus

Posted on December 17, 2011 by

As Nate looked down at the toy bovine towering over the manger panic suddenly shot through his whole body like a bold of electricity. He dropped the dairy cow as if he was holding a smoking gun. “Uh, Teacher?” he asked in a shaky voice. “Was .. uh … baby Jesus eaten by a … uh … cow?” Continue reading →

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I’m a 3D Person

Posted on November 20, 2011 by

“Well, you see,” the man on the bus said turning to me, “I’m a 3D person.”  He said it they way someone might inform you that they’re a banker, hippie, or Republican, as if it would somehow explain why they … Continue reading →

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The Shopping Cart Phenomenon

Posted on November 16, 2011 by

Recently, a gentleman on the bus informed me that he’d singlehandedly solved the age old question that’s been irritating oh so many of us—why do some people push their carts directly down the middle the grocery store aisle? “It’s because … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Signs You Need New Glasses

Posted on July 6, 2011 by

1. You have to use your hand to feel your way safely past furniture, even when the light is on. 2. When cracking an egg, you miss the pan entirely and the contents of the egg lands with a splat … Continue reading →

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